life is not a dress rehearsal.

British female, 19, writer.

If I could spend my life in a tiny cottage somewhere, with my favourite writers, musicians and Earl Grey tea for company I'd probably be quite happy.

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

a-whovian-mind:

whatevenisthisidk:

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sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

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imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

drag queens are so baddass jfc

Drag queens ftw

Wow… Just, wow…

(Source: b-random, via adumundead)

hallielj:

Daniel Radcliffe
The Cripple of Inishmann - 17 June 2013

I was stood like TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM.

(via danradconfessions)

I’M SEEING THIS TONIGHT! Myself and two buddies got tickets to this bang on a year ago and tonight we’re finally seeing it, I am too excited. :D!

I’M SEEING THIS TONIGHT! Myself and two buddies got tickets to this bang on a year ago and tonight we’re finally seeing it, I am too excited. :D!

I’m super jealous of Stephen Fry on Tumblr because he can post pictures of Stephen Fry and be like ‘yeah this is me’ and it’ll be 100% accurate

Father’s Day

I always get quite sad around Father’s Day because all the cards say ‘To a special dad’ or ‘To the greatest dad in the world’ and to be honest, we both know that ain’t the truth. It gets very awkward to pick out a card for him, but not getting him anything at all, as I have done previously, really doesn’t help the matter. I hate spending the time in WH Smiths or wherever, looking at cards with poems about ‘all the great times we spend together mean so much to me’ and knowing that I couldn’t send one to my Dad because, well, we don’t. We’re not estranged, although we were for a while, but some wounds don’t heal. Our relationship is probably now the best it’s ever been but he’s not a great father, and never has been. 

I hate the fact that I’m forced to pick out a card for him every year and deal with this stuff because of some manufactured day designed to make money. 

You know when you feel like everybody’s having sex apart from you.

robinrealhood:

phoebe has the eyes of a potential serial killer

izzi527:

Republicans…more often than not!

izzi527:

Republicans…more often than not!

Quiz

  • 1.Kissed a girl? Yes
  • 2.Kissed a boy? Yes
  • 3.Had sex in public? No
  • 4.What’s your religion? None, i'm an Atheist
  • 5.What does your URL mean? It's a quotation from Francis Ford Coppola's 'Dracula.'
  • 6.Reason you joined tumblr? It seemed like a cool place?
  • 7.Do you have any nicknames? Variations of 'Millie' and Mode
  • 8.Do you like bubble bath? Who doesn't?
  • 9.Kissed in the rain? No
  • 10.Dyed your hair? Yes, red a couple of times in ma yoof (three years ago)
  • 11.Soup or salad? Depends, because Chicken Caesar Salad <3
  • 12.Vegetable or meat? MEAT.
  • 13.Go out drinking? A fair amount these days
  • 14.Smoke cigarettes? Yes
  • 15.Smoke weed? Super occasionally
  • 16.Do any hard drugs? No, never
  • 17.Have you had sex today? Hahaaa I wish
  • 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yes
  • 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted? MY BEZZIE <3
  • 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes, actually (:
  • 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game? Not to play a video game, usually to watch shitty TV
  • 22.Tried to commit suicide? No, but I've thought about it a lot
  • 23.The last time you felt broken? Constantly
  • 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Not everyone, not ma bezzie
  • 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Nope
  • 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair? Long
  • 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl? Aesthetically, hair
  • 28.Do you sing in the shower? YES <3
  • 29.Do you dance in the car? Depends who's driving me
  • 30.Where were you yesterday? BBQ and then for drinks
  • 31.Ever used a bow and arrow? Not properly BUT I SO WANT TO
  • 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Ermm, the 12th of never
  • 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes but that's why they're amazing
  • 34.Is Christmas stressful? Depends how many of the family we see
  • 35.Favorite type of fruit pie? APPLE PIEEEEEE, YO. HOLLA.
  • 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Builder. I'd like the idea of a honest days work for an honest days pay. True story. I also assumed I'd be mayor.
  • 37.Do you believe in ghosts? No. Bullshit.
  • 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? When something goes wrong in the matrix, aye.
  • 39.Take a vitamin daily? No.
  • 40.Wear slippers? Yes. Daily.
  • 41.Wear a bath robe? Yep.
  • 42.What do you wear to bed? Nothing. Another true story.
  • 43.Do you want to get married? I'm not sure. Depends on so many things.
  • 44.Can you curl your tongue? Yup.
  • Relationship preference:
  • 45.How many relationships have you had? One, sort of.
  • 46.How can I win your heart? Be funny.
  • 47.what makes a great relationship? Not being a douchebag?
  • 48.Shy OR open? Both.
  • 50.Religious OR non-religious? Non-religious.
  • 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you? Both.
  • 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge? Non-straight edge. Like, not injecting shit into eyeballs but not having kittens everytime someone lights a fag. Compromise.
  • 53.Piercings OR no piercings? Piercings. Again though, moderation,
  • 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? Tattoos.
  • 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? I'm kind of a mix of both, so that.